Derring don't

Who's got the best tale of Derring do this morning?

Is it the Times, with its propaganda laden "exclusive: British forces Triumph in Afghanistan:

Vital generator reaches Kajaki hydroelectric plant after one of the most daring operations since Second World War

or the Telegraph?

A British engineer who was being held in Gambia accused of illegally mining uranium has broken out of the country in a daring escape.

Someone accused of a crime has escaped. How marvellous! Except that of course it's a British businessman, unfairly (obviously) charged in a foreign country.